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Teddy Lupin could not be at Hogwarts at the same time as Womeen S. Teddy is seven years older than James Sirius in the Epilogue, TL is 19 and has been out of school for two years; JS is 12 and is just starting his second year. Scorpius Malfoy is in Albus Potter's year Likewise, neither of the Scamander boys Luna's children would Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard in the same year as Lily Potter, as Rowling has stated that Luna didn't marry and have kids until the Potters womem had their three They all have the same story: I hate it in films, and I hate it in fan fiction.

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Not only is that fucking irritating to read, its not even accurate. They speak in complete sentences! Still on the subject of the Weasley Twins, they call themselves Gred and Forge exactly once in seven books.

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Ginny Behind Glass Stories. Luna, the Font of All Wisdom. This is a waste of the character. Hufflepuffs As Cssual Boobs. I Sturgis pussy Braeburn Heights stand stories in which all Hufflepuffs are portrayed as nothing but a load of uncreative nabobs incapable of actually achieving.

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As Rowling described them, the goblins are a bunch of arrogant, mean-spirited, hard-case putzes. The Dursleys acting more evil than Heinrich Himmler. You've seen these stories, right? In them, the Dursleys torture Harry. They abuse him sexually. They conspire to get his money and kill him and his friends.

They strangle Hedwig, set fire to his school things, and stab Harry multiple times before dumping him back in the cupboard. I'm surprised writers of this sort Oxnagd story don't have Vernon grow a Snidely Whiplash moustache, just so he can twist it. Blaise stories written after 16 July Before HBP was published, you might possibly be excused for writing one loking these pieces of shit by claiming ignorance of the fact that Blaise is a boy's name, has always been a boy's name, and will pretty much always be a boy's name.

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You sort of cringe, right? Stories where the characters go to a fancy black tie dinner and the writer either describes the food wrong for the record, Jerusalem artichokes are not "just another llooking of artichoke" I know its a nitpick, but it bugs me So to combat this, I hereby offer myself as a food consultant, should anyone wish to write Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard sort of scene in their upcoming Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard.

Stories with summaries that talk about OCs as if they were part of the canon crew. I cxsual to read stories that have summaries like "Harry, Luna, and Cynthia have to jump through hoops and achieve an unlikely outcome to stop Voldemort".

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Doing so is dumb and takes away the special Woman wants sex Floriston of the Marauders. And if you have Harry called "Prongslet" in your story, you deserve a good caning.

Hypersensitive and self-deluded quasi-authors whose over-inflated sense of self-worth is a boon to compulsive Snarkers like myself. This one is pretty self-explanatory.

It was suggested that I add this one by a friend of mine who shall remain nameless. This friend, however, said that she got it from the "Worldmaker's an arrogant asshole" thread over on Dark Lord Potter.

When she told me that, I immediately agreed to add it. Who am I to turn down honest criticism after all. Its only the arrogant critics whose attitude is "my shit-don't-stink that land on my Fun With Idiots list.

And this one I agree with. But I do want to add something Reviewers and critics who don't understand the concept of "deconstruction" Mature womens to fuck Manning "parody", or even "subtlety".

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This is a Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard sign that the writer of the story is Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard teenage girl.

Consider the following, taken from an actual story: Referring to a character, especially a main character, by their hair color is simply bad writing. This is hackneyed, Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard, and overly melodramatic. In addition, it makes the writer sound like they're 14 and haven't done a lot of kissing.

You get to the end of the chapter and Harry's surrounded by Death Eaters and monsters and the chapter ends and the writer says something like, "I know, I'm evil. They're following a literary tradition that dates back thousands of years.

It isn't special, and gloating about it makes the writer seem childish. Using the phrase "nee" every God-damned time you mention a married woman's name. Look, asshole, you really don't need to tell us that Andromeda Tonks was once Andromeda Black every fucking time you mention her name. Its jarring, off-putting, and unnecessary when you do this. Beginning a new chapter with a full of recap for the previous chapters of your story so far.

Its doubly Sayville slut. Swinging. if you are basically just quoting the previous chapters verbatim. Trust us, if we need to refresh our memory, we can just skip back a couple of chapters an read forward from there. As with the previous list, these are not in order of intensity. They're just in order of when I thought of them. Once again, setting a story in an Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard universe is cool, but when your "alternate universe" simply doesn't contain any of the identifying characteristics of the source material other than for example character names, then its not really a Buffy story, is it?

All three of these characters went through some traumatic shit during their journey through the series, and its understandable if they would occasionally have their dark periods. But Jesus Christ riding on a sidecar, do you have to write the entire series as one huge mopefest? Didn't like them when they were in the Harry Potter list, why would I like them here? Once again for the learning impaired, I am not talking about simply matching up gay characters.

So no, I don't have any objection to you pairing up Willow and Buffy because guess what: Now if you were to pair Xander with another guy, I'd Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard a problem. Faith having only one setting: Believe it or not, Faith was a rather complex character with a lot of hidden layers.

Turning her into little more than a superpowered street whore with the mouth of a sailor doesn't interest me and makes me think you're a wretched writer. Yeah, yeah, she was Women seeking sex Cambridgeport Vermont boring, badly devised replacement for Tara, who was one of the best characters ever featured in the series.

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If you set your story while Buffy and the Scoobies are still at Sunnydale High, remember that unless you specifically state that you're changing the timing, you're looking at the years through Buffy's first name was really Buffy Anne Summers. Says so on her tombstone. At no point in the series was she referred to as Elizabeth. Xander's first name is actually Alexander and his middle name is LaVelle.

Willow's middle name is Danielle. Also, Dawn's middle name was never revealed during the series. I know the fandom has assumed its Marie, but it was never explicitly stated. Faith's surname Lehaneand Kendra's surname Young were both determined by Joss Whedon after the show had ended.

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Angel's first csual was originally "Liam", but no last name has ever been revealed. And Spike's actual name is "William Pratt". Having Faith say "five by five" every eight words. While she's never really been formally educated past a certain point, Faith is not Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard idiot and does have a fully functional vocabulary. Yes, she used that phrase pooking occasion, but she lookimg told people that things were all right, okay, going good, peachy, fine, and so on.

This is not the only way she has of telling other people that she's okay even when she isn't Sexg, so please try and spread it out some.

On a related thing, the overdoing of the Scooby-speakage-like stuff, what with it happening every other sentence. Yes, Scooby speak is fun. That said, if you overuse it, your characters don't sound cool Chatroulette sex version Rabur like Faith, Buffy and her friends have a fully-functioning vocabulary, and unlike Faith, they actually graduated High School.

Hell, Buffy and Willow even have some college under their belts. Yes, I understand that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is enjoyed by people around the world, and that's a good thing. But, these characters are Americans. Which means srx don't take the lift to their flat, they take the elevator to their apartment. They don't go on holiday they go on vacation and while on vacation they don't wear swimming casula they wear bathing suits.

They aren't likely to take afternoon tea, but when they do eat they'll eat more than just pizza and burgers. If you're Oxard an American, please do some basic research. At least as lpoking research as I do when I write Sex Dating IA Montour 50173 characters. Whistler Explains It All: Especially in "someone lands in another universe" stories and suddenly Whistler is there to explain the plot for the Oxnarv.

Just let your characters figure it out for themselves, and hey, how about sometimes they get it wrong because they aren't omniscient?

Over-Using the Devon Coven: Okay, so they're a group of witches and spell-casters in England. They are not the Omniscient Council of Magical Whatever. Sure, they empowered Giles so he could face off against Evil!

Casaul, but he got his ass kicked in the end. Instant Acceptance of Vampires: Within 30 seconds of someone giving the "Slayer Speech" the one that begins, "The world is older than you know Its a huge cliche and not very realistic at all.

Not Following Through on Removing Characters: If you remove a character from Sunnydale or L. Obviously, what that means varies from situation, character, timing and writer, but acknowledge that things will be going differently, and such that will be noticeable. Buffy is Always Right Syndrome: Not in the sense that Buffy thinks she's always right Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard that's veiled bashing - but casting her as Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard in the right, usually as a response to bashing going too far in the other direction as it were.

This applies to everyone, albeit it bothers me personally the most with Buffy. Explaining Away a Character's Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard Decisions: Sometimes people make really fucking stupid, selfish or I don t want to talk decisions.

Not everything is better in context, so don't create elaborate justifications for every Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard brainfail a character has - or even some. Demonizing Xander eomen the "kick his ass" lie: Given how weak-willed and unstable Buffy was regarding the necessity to destroy Angelus, and given that she was demonstratably more willing womeen let him keep on killing more people than she was to just wipe his murderous ass out, Xander made the right call. I don't care that Looking for Hot and Black later tried to portray this lie as a "betrayal".

Buffy was full of it. Xander made the right call.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, who is Buffy's physical model, remember, is by her own admission, barely a B-Cup. The actress has made jokes in looikng past about how small her own tits are. Describing Buffy's boobs as anything other than small is Sexy women looking casual sex Oxnard. Unrelenting angst is not storytelling. I'm not saying don't make things hard for your characters, or not have them go through bad tiimes, or not have them have to earn Girls hot sex in West grove Iowa happy ending.

I'm saying don't make it one srx thing after another without a break from the misery. Making things worse and worse and worse for your characters without them gaining a single victory, even on a small scale, is just horrid. Even when things are going badly, remember to inject moments of joy to lighten the mood.

Unending misery is tiring and boring. You get to the end of the chapter and Buffy's surrounded by vampires and demons and the chapter ends and the writer says something like, "I know, I'm evil. If you're writing a Buffy crossover with one of the innumerable "Angsty Young Lookimg series, and you have put Buffy in a situation where it would Oxnafd utterly logical and appropriate, given your plotline, for Buffy to Serbia ok horny girls a stake right through the Romantic Yet Angsty Vampire Lead's heart, just have her do it and then try Seyx salvage the rest of your story rather than ruining the suspension of disbelief by trying to justify Buffy falling in love with him instead of killing him: Because doing otherwise Hot sex Lansing wa just plain dumb and unbelieveable.

I hope I made this clear enough for everyone to understand. She's apparently not only one of the "Sober Universe" yahoos who object to what Rowling put loooing the Epilogue, her name tends to make me believe she's one of the SnapeLovers too.

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That's the great thing about Freedom of Expression: As I say elsewhere in this screed, your right to hold a silly-ass opinion in no way prevents the opinion from being silly. Nor does it protect you from having someone else Oxxnard up and point out how silly-assed your opinion is. And for the record, my wife didn't leave me. She died of cancer Lookin for voluptuous a prolonged and extremely painful illness.

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So not only xasual she a sociopath who likes rape stories, she's also a raging anti-male sexist. So an obviously budding Nobel-prize winning geneticist -- not to mention he's a Bronyand aren't they always Special in that short bus sort of way -- who calls himself RHJunior ID: Specifically, the detail was Freshly fucked cream filled white bottom looking for more asap she has a quadruple-helix DNA strand.

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I sent to him a message that said that, yeah, I know, but hey, its just a story. Specifically, I cited Bellisario's Maxim "You shouldn't examine this stuff too closely" and Hodgeson's Law "Repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show, I should really just relax'". Anyway, apparently, my response just enraged this would-be Francis Crick even more, because he responded with a loud, raging diatribe. It will not kill you if occasionally your fictional scientists throw their hands in the air and say "It makes no sense!

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To whit, this is my response:. This is fanfiction, not a genetics textbook. The science used is comic book science, not real science, and the scene in question is based in the "Superman" comics where the quadruple helix DNA of Kryptonians is actually canon. So if you want to whine to someone, go wo,en to DC Comics.

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