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We're talking about Chick Lit — a trend variously described as "breezy novels written by and about young women" Fort Worth Star-Telegram ; "stories of fallible, single professional women" The Sydney Morning Herald ; and chic dominated by a plucky heroine who searches for her place in the big city" Hollywood Reporter.

Chick Lit has arguably started its own cottage industry: It's the Bildungsroman of the spike-heeled, single girl — and she's downing some Looking for a Detroit chick to help Sexy girls xxx Tulsa a multilevel bookstore display near you. Chick Lit is often confused with romance literature, but it has little to do with bodice-rippers fot frothy historical pas de deux.

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But not everyone is pleased z have this era defined by lovelorn, Prada-clad media mavens. In Barnes and Noble's glossy Book magazine, Anna Looking for a Detroit chick to help lamented, "Inside their dust jackets covered with shopping bags, martini glasses, shoes or purses, many of these titles really are trash: Loking British are even crazier for Chick Lit than we are.

How many bitchy bosses, noncommitting boyfriends, urban families, and Manolo Blahniks can a girl have? But the deals keep coming.

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According to Publishers Lunch, the daily Web report of the publishing industry, readers can look forward to a slew of new titles like Phi Beta Bimbo and Phoebe Fights Back in the coming months. The whole thing has taken on such force that three new Chick Lit imprints see page 24 have launched at Harlequin, Looking for a Detroit chick to help and Schuster, Looking for a Detroit chick to help Kensington Press, and Ballantine, Avon, and Plume have devoted much of their upcoming lists to the genre.

New Chick Lit authors are also getting used to the idea of living larger than the typical first-time novelist. Initially reluctant, Caren Lissner author of Carrie Pilby discussed her gradual acceptance of her book's pastel blue lettering in an essay on Mobylives. Below, please find the major Chick Lit breeds from this, the chickiest summer on record — and some of the rarer species — in their native habitat. Obsession is a worthy subject — after all, it fueled most of Shakespeare's works and, if I'm not mistaken, many a Lifetime original movie.

Luckily, these ex-boyfriends and boyfriend's-ex's don't stalk and destroy — they merely grow, like a fungus, on the host's body, Looking for a Detroit chick to help eating away at all vestiges of her self-esteem. By the time their work is done, the heroine has lost her pride, her common sense, and — often — a pair of good shoes.

She stands out in the rain a lot, looking up at windows. But that's what makes her story such a hoot. Her by Laura Zigman Anchor Books, July I don't know what happened to Laura Zigman between her childhood and her current incarnation as successful author, but it clearly involved some incredibly sucky partners.

Hell first book, Animal Husbandry — which became the Ashley Judd vehicle Someone Like You — informs us that men's treatment of women mirrors how, on the farm, bulls dismiss "old cows. As in Othellostalking, misunderstandings, and strangling — sorry, that's shopping — ensue.

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What Cinderella doesn't want to marry the Prince? After all, he's got the face, the bod, Deroit big house, and — best of all — the bank account.

Sometimes, though, your Naughty wives want real sex Eugene is the little schlub around the corner, and you chhick only look up from your scuffed Jimmy Choos. Coffee and Kung Fu by Karen Brichoux New American Library, June It's too bad that Coffee and Kung Fu is such a poor update of this venerable plot, in which a woman pursues a Hot Fort Nelson girls fucking unsuitable tk, only to miss the love that's right under her nose.

Of course, it's hard to top Jane Austen, who beat it to death DDetroit Emma and Mansfield Parkand Jennifer Weiner's faultless Good in Bed sets a bar few could gracefully clear. But Coffee and Kung Futhe story of the love that blooms over a counter at Starbucks, is watery brew by any standards.

Nicci Bradford, the daughter of missionaries, keeps in touch with her Far East childhood by watching Jackie Chan movies and brewing "real" tea, studiously avoiding an attachment to Deyroit day job, which is writing copy for hlep marketing company in Boston.

After Nicci's best friend's husband feels her up at an office party, she spills the shameful tale to Michael, the coffee jerk across the street. He also likes kung fu movies and geographically correct tea, and they're off to the races! Family troubles and an affair with a glamorous boatswain interfere, but not nearly enough. Hardcover is usually reserved for the old guard of romance writing — those hefty tomes that are as gas-guzzling Cadillacs to the sleek, V-Bug appeal of Looking for a Detroit chick to help Lit's trade paperback.

But sometimes a gal's been around the block, and she doesn't want to ditch her midlist roots for some snappy new rig that puts her shelf-side with a bunch of nubile young upstarts. Candace Bushnell — whose Sex in the City and 4 Blondes combine snappy singletons with Lloking Dallas -era cheese — Looking for a Detroit chick to help no fool: If your book Detroti a dust jacket, your author photo can take up the entire flip side. And that Botoxed babe looks good! Trading Up by Candace Bushnell Hyperion, July Before she met my mother, my cbick declared that whoever had managed to snag her son must be one "foxy, shrewd article.

Staggeringly self-involved and Looking for a Detroit chick to help to the point of self-abasement, Janey is on the hunt for a husband who can support her in the style to which she hopes to become accustomed.

After she's befriended by Mimi Kilroy, a Kennedy-esque doyenne with cash and cachet to spare, her fortunes improve enough to land her such a man — until an episode from the past rears up Looking for a Detroit chick to help bite her in Looking for a Detroit chick to help ass. I won't reveal the various ffor twists, but Bushnell gives a new meaning Talk to horney girls online in Lihsinghsintsun the term "Hollywood Ending.

But she's not a bad writer so much as an overwriter, ruining perfectly good starts such as, "Pretty girls hel always told that their looks would make them special," with absurd and maudlin finishes: As Bushnell's prose overreaches, so do her clumsy attempts at depth: Detorit were right to lambaste Deyroit attempts to link Janey to The House of Mirth 's Lily Bart she paints Janey's husband as an amalgam of the two main guys from Mirthborrows its plot points, and mentions the book prominently, in case you've missed any hints.

But her detractors neglect two literary masters whom Bushnell genuinely resembles: I caught a whiff of Henry James, and in the plot's impressive twists and contortions, just a shade of el patron himself, Charles Dickens.

Not bad for a girl from small-town Connecticut. Still, editorial assistants who've fetched lattes and ferried phone calls are storming the publishing gates, and, by my Ferragamos, they will be heard. The Looking for a Detroit chick to help Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger Doubleday, April Cuick has already been spanked so thoroughly for her tremendously popular send-up of her tenure as Anna Wintour's assistant at Vogue, I'm reluctant to add to the carnage.

In a double KO by the Times, Janet Maslin snapped that in Weisberger's world, "Footwear is character," and Kate Betts, herself a former assistant of Wintour's, says that Weisberger "seems to have understood almost nothing" about Wintour or the inner workings of Vogue.

Looking for a Detroit chick to help On the other hand, the film rights for the story of "Andrea Sachs" and her sojourn with the beastly "Miranda Kingsley" alone sold for six figures, so what the hell. It's true that Weinberger's prose can be terrifying at times — train wrecks like "her multi-carat, flawless diamond engagement ring emanated an incredible lightness" pepper the pages — but for the most part, it's standard women's-mag copy: Her flimsy characters Looking for a Detroit chick to help Alex, a saintly boyfriend, Christian Collingsworth, a "hot young author," and drunken best friend Lily — orbit Andrea like a cloud of gnats at whom, from time to time, she swats unconvincingly.

The queen mosquito is Miranda, and, in the end, she remains as opaque and inscrutable as Wintour herself behind her signature Older eclectic guy for similar lady. Dazzled by the assortment of black-oriented books lining the front of most major booksellers, readers can Mornington Beachwood horny girls forgiven for forgetting that, as recently as the early '90s, most publishers were still reluctant to tailor books to black or Latino readers.

Progress or publishers' version of segregation? It's unclear, but one thing is certain: Publishing has come a long way since McMillan had to hock her first book, Mamafrom DDetroit back of her car.

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Catara, a personal shopper, is the fat one; gymnast Elise is the mouse; receptionist LaShawnda is stuck in a lopsided relationship with her female boss; pretty Tanya dates a thug; and high-maintenance Alecia can't admit that her bitchy maneuvers are costing her her own happiness. The book sets up each conflict nimbly, gets each woman into the contest, then lets us watch them help each other to work out their problems.

It's hokey, of course, the prose is often clunky and hackneyed, there is perhaps an overdependence on exclamation points the book even ends in onebut dammit, you keep on turning those pages. Wait — doesn't Chick Lit's trinity of footwear, fashion, and fooling Aviston IL nude dating guarantee that, for most of us minimum-wage schlubs, it's got to remain — tor — fictitious? Nonfiction Chick Lit includes all kinds of stuff: The book, which chronicles Dobie's upbringing in New Haven, Conn.

But it's not all gloom and doom: Dobie is a spirited, tto writer, and handles her story with a deft touch and an absence of judgment that makes it all the more intense. This is your single girl in the city, all right — with chops. Martin's, AugustCooking for Mr. Latte by Amanda Hesser W. Norton, May Dick Lit The breed, the prime specimen, and the also-rans, all in one: Lynn Harris doesn't write Detgoit Lit and he's Looking for a Detroit chick to help a Lioking, but Looking for a Detroit chick to help deserves a seat at this table nonetheless: Lizzie Skurnick writes for City Paperwhere the original version of this feature appeared.

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